A downloadable game for Windows

You play as Candy the Hooker, being a borderline bipolar, trying to attract customers and thinking about your life as you go.

Rated "SCV" for Socially and culturally valuable.

Entry for the 2014 "CANDY JAM" Created within one day!

*Minimal Update: Ver.1.1 features a brief reminder of the "ESC" key.


Legal notice: This game is satire!!

Audio attributions:

All sounds from Soundbible.com

Title: Urban Traffic
About: Some medium traffic driving by. a few cars, suvs, and even some large dump trucks. pretty good quality audio. recorded in manteo nc
Uploaded: 06.22.09 | License: Attribution 3.0 | Recorded by Mike Koenig | File Size: 7.59

Title: Gun Cocking Fast
About: A gun being cocked quickly as if shooter in hurrying to shoot someone.
Uploaded: 03.14.12 | License: Attribution 3.0 | Recorded by Mike Koenig | File Size: 107 KB

Title: Gun Fire
About: A single gunshot sound effect with a bit of the gun sound reverberating through the surroundings.
Uploaded: 04.16.12 | License: Attribution 3.0 | Recorded by GoodSoundForYou | File Size: 713 KB

Install instructions

Just download, play and say WTF?!

Download

Download
CHS_ver.1.1.exe 2 MB
Download
CHS_ver.1.0.exe 2 MB